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It's always darkest before the dawn

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

the only acceptable use for a ouija board

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

finalaeon:

requested by wyvern-man!!

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time